You stand up and see your roommate mounting a young co-ed. This must
be what they call "making love." You'd like to hang out in your room for
a
while, but you feel kind of awkward with your roommate and his girlfriend
in
the room. You hope this sort of thing won't be happening all the time.
You head out into the hallway, stepping into a shallow puddle of chunky
grey-green liquid. It is vomit. Hmm, some sort of virus must be floating
around campus. Oh well. You've heard about a shin-dig at one of the
fraternal society houses. It sounds like fun, so you decide to go.
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