Congratulations!! Although some Christians are alright (i.e. the
publishers of the Bob [kiss, kiss]), most are lunatics. You've
successfully
avoided their indoctrination techniques. You're about to go to class when
it suddenly dawns on you: ATTENDANCE IS NOT MANDATORY IN COLLEGE.
Instead,
you decide to head for a party you've heard about being held at one of the
local fraternity houses.
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